Not Good.

I am not good at pretending to be busy.

I am not good with numbers, statistics, or chronology.

I am not good at dressing professionally.

I am not good at making ‘data’ seem worthwhile.

I am not good at chit-chatting in work-related peer groups.

. . .

I am not good at posting on Social Media.

I am not good at identifying pop stars.

I am not good at resuscitating one-sided friendships.

. . .

I am not good at cooking without a recipe.

I am not good at identifying which geographic direction I’m facing (unless I’m in Philadelphia or the ocean’s edge).

I am not good at understanding jokes right away.

I am not good at card games.

. . .

I am not good at talking just to hear my own voice.

I am not good at giving a Poker Face.

I am not good at being a tour guide.

. . .

I am not good at being anyone other than me, yo.

And I think that is just enough.

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SnapDragon is a writer, artist, and very-good homebody.

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